Showing posts with label relationship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label relationship. Show all posts

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Facebook is My New Friend ♥

How are you feeling today, Fatima?
How's it going, Fatima
How are you doing, Fatima?
What's on your mind, Fatima?

Facebook is so interested in my life. It seems so cute that it wants to ask me a different question whenever I log in. It amuses me to think what will happen if I started answering to all questions on Facebook. This is how my wall would look like.

Good Morning Facebook, I am feeling super excited to take on the day's tasks. Catch up with you soon.

Hello Facebook, it's going well. Thanks for asking.

Hey Facebook, I am doing well. How about you?

Hi Facebook, if I actually told you what's on my mind, I doubt if you would be able to take it.

It's so nice. Facebook is taking it to a completely different level. Now people no longer need their family or friends to ask them about their life. Facebook will do the needful.
Soon we may have applications where Facebook will keep a tab on whether we are feeling better or doing better than we did earlier, whether we took our medicines on time, whether we got our home-delivery within 30 minutes, whether the coffee maker is doing fine... There are infinite possibilities. Facebook may just take on the responsibility to fix coffee or the coffee maker for us or take care of any problem we might having.

Failed a test?
Bad hair day?
Relationship troubles?
Argument with parents?
Management giving you a hard time?
   - Discuss all with Facebook. It is your answer to every problem. For now it is just questioning but soon it may start answering.

Well, I have a major problem at hand. I have been on Facebook and not faced the books for a long time. Have an assignment to turn in tomorrow. Hope all goes well. If anything goes wrong, I always have Facebook to lovingly ask me "How are you feeling, Fatima? How is it going?"
Thanks for being there, sweetheart. ♥

Facebookingly yours
Fatima Khan