Showing posts with label problem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label problem. Show all posts

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Facebook is My New Friend ♥

How are you feeling today, Fatima?
How's it going, Fatima
How are you doing, Fatima?
What's on your mind, Fatima?

Facebook is so interested in my life. It seems so cute that it wants to ask me a different question whenever I log in. It amuses me to think what will happen if I started answering to all questions on Facebook. This is how my wall would look like.

Good Morning Facebook, I am feeling super excited to take on the day's tasks. Catch up with you soon.

Hello Facebook, it's going well. Thanks for asking.

Hey Facebook, I am doing well. How about you?

Hi Facebook, if I actually told you what's on my mind, I doubt if you would be able to take it.

It's so nice. Facebook is taking it to a completely different level. Now people no longer need their family or friends to ask them about their life. Facebook will do the needful.
Soon we may have applications where Facebook will keep a tab on whether we are feeling better or doing better than we did earlier, whether we took our medicines on time, whether we got our home-delivery within 30 minutes, whether the coffee maker is doing fine... There are infinite possibilities. Facebook may just take on the responsibility to fix coffee or the coffee maker for us or take care of any problem we might having.

Failed a test?
Bad hair day?
Relationship troubles?
Argument with parents?
Management giving you a hard time?
   - Discuss all with Facebook. It is your answer to every problem. For now it is just questioning but soon it may start answering.

Well, I have a major problem at hand. I have been on Facebook and not faced the books for a long time. Have an assignment to turn in tomorrow. Hope all goes well. If anything goes wrong, I always have Facebook to lovingly ask me "How are you feeling, Fatima? How is it going?"
Thanks for being there, sweetheart. ♥

Facebookingly yours
Fatima Khan
                 

Monday, December 24, 2012

Once Upon A Time I Loved You...

Once upon a time I loved you, I loved you a lot.. However today things are different...

We had a beautiful relationship. I loved you so much... I never for once doubted our love... Everyone could see it... The news of your arrival used to make me bloom with joy. As long as you stayed everyone could see my happiness. For as long as I can remember we were always at peace with one another...

Then I shifted top India. The distance between us grew... But you were soon here with me too. It was a little difficult in the beginning though. You had changed or so it seemed. You weren't as pleasing as before. However I continued to love you. Love is not something one can give up easily...

You went away for sometime and your friend entered the scene. Though I had never been interested in your friend earlier, I seemed to like the change...

Days became months and soon you returned. This time you had changed for the worse. It is getting difficult to cope with your presence. I miss your friend a lot more. I know neither of you is perfect but your friend seems better.

Wait a second, who is this...? Oh, it is someone new... Yes, this is perfect. It is neither you nor your friend that I like. I have decided now & this decision must be my final one... I like someone else better than you both...

So darling, once upon a time I loved you... I know how long our relationship has been & you wouldn't expect me to give up so easily. I'll give you one last chance. I am going home soon. Make my stay at home comfortable & I may fall in love with you all over again ;)

Your Confused Lover
Fatima

PS. For those who have taken an interest in this love story till now... Let me introduce you to my previous love interest - Winters... Which slowly shifted to Summers... But now I have realised it is neither summer nor winter that I truly love... It is the season in between... It has its own problems too. However these problems seem easier to cope up with. ;)